What I Lick Before Your Face...And Other Haikus by Dogs
This hilarious, insightful book confirms what we've all long suspected - that inside every dog is the soul of a poet. From retrieving sticks to rivalry with cats; from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog's life is left unturned.
With a delightful photo alongside every haiku, this is the perfect gift for any dog lover.
The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k by Sarah Knight
How to stop spending time you don't have with people you don't like doing things you don't want to do.
Aimed at overachieving but dissatisfied people everywhere. Sarah's inspirational two-step "NotSorry" program shows how unleashing the power of not giving a fuck will help you shed unwanted guilt and obligations to redirect time, energy, and enthusiasm to your true priorities.
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k
For decades, we've been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. Mark Manson, however, doesn't sugar-coat or equivocate: "F**k positivity," he says in his wildly popular internet blog. "Let's be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it."
Backed by both academic research and well-timed poop jokes, Manson makes the argument that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. It's time to recalibrate what it means to be happy: there are only so many things we can give a f**k about, so we need to figure out which ones really matter.
An antidote to the coddling, let's-all-feel-good mindset that has infected modern society, and filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humour, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap in the face for a generation spoiled by being rewarded with gold medals just for showing up.
Get Your S**t Together by Sarah Knight
A New York Times bestseller.From the author of the bestselling book everyone is talking about, The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k.
As someone who quit her job in corporate America, built a house in the Caribbean and moved there, Knight seriously has her stuff together.
Here, in her frank, forthright and down-right hilarious fashion, she shares her tried-and-tested methods so that you can apply them to your own hopes and dreams. Once you've identified your goal, laid out your strategy and narrowed your focus, you're ready to commit.
The Awesome Insults Book of One-liners is your one-stop-shop of mouthy mayhem, with insults, jibes and digs for every kind of person and every occasion. Parents getting you down? We've got insults for that. Teachers giving you grief? We've got something for that, too!
96 pages. 6 chapters. One hilariously helpful book. Gift it to cheeky friends and family or buy it for yourself and up your wit game!
Brusque Brush Offs
If you find yourself tongue-tied in awkward situations, panic no more because these five handy pocket books are guaranteed to provide you with a handy one-liner for every sticky moment you can possibly experience, from being caught with your hand in the office biscuit jar one too many times to having accidentally joined the gym and not knowing how to exit without losing face. Whether you need to fob-o fools or dismiss dolts, ensure you get the last word every time with this bounty of brush-o s, comebacks and retorts.
'Yada Yada Yada' : Life According To The Seinfelds
Seinfeld is a television phenomenon. It is widely considered to be one of the greatest and most influential sitcoms ever made. This provides you with the desperate ineptitude of Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer. Find out which of these schmucks is your true spirit animal with the Which Seinfeld Character Are you? quiz; act on your girlfriend's virtually imperceptible character flaws with Jerry's guide to Break-Ups; turn to Fred and Estelle for advice on making a marriage work; look to George for tips on Alienating the World and dive deep into the show's classic 90's New York Fashion styles.
Full of advice you shouldn't take, fashion tips, trivia and hilarious quotes direct from Jerry's apartment, this guide is here to help you discover the secrets to mastering your domain and never having to learn from your mistakes.
You Can Do It.
This empowering little book is brimming with inspirational quotations and uplifting statements to kick-start your positivity. It's the perfect boost to help you seize the day and make things happen - and remember, you can do it!
The Little Book Of Bad Moods: Be your Worst Self
The Little Book of Bad Moods is an irreverent adult activity book that lets you unleash all your pent-up anger and say the things that you can't say out loud. Especially during the New Year, when it's cold and dark and you're supposed to give up drinking, eating or doing anything you really enjoy. Fun and easy fill-in activities for all those minor, daily annoyances include:
– What's Wrong With My Life? And whose fault is it?
– Retrospective Comebacks. The things you should have said at the time.
– Had a Bad Week. Please, vent.
Sh*t Trump Says
1,000 Books to Read Before You Die by James Mustich
“If there’s a heaven just for readers, this is it.” —O, The Oprah Magazine
Celebrate the pleasure of reading and the thrill of discovering new titles in an extraordinary book that’s as compulsively readable, entertaining, surprising, and enlightening as the 1,000-plus titles it recommends.
Your Sh*Tty Family : Real Texts
Things You Already Know About Dating, You F**king Idiot
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating.
In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
The Bogan Bible
Cat Vs Trump: An intelligence test for cats with low self-esteem
Who's smarter - your cat or Donald Trump?
Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump?
Already read The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump? Gobbled up Fire and Fury?Well, how about some Fire and FURRY. It's time to give your cat a pick me up, as we pit its wits against the President...
You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? The answer to the question: 'What would the offspring of a Wotsit and a dolphin look like?' Yeah, that guy. Well, he also happens to be the 45th President of the United States of America.
There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all of them, though, is this: Is he smarter than your cat?*
There's only one way to find out...
To complete the Cat vs Trump test you will need:
The ability to forget that the world feels like it's on the brink
of nuclear apocalypse for a bit
A reminder of POTUS's biggest gaffes and a genuine cat IQ test all in one, this is the perfect present for cat lovers and Donald detractors alike...
*SPOILER ALERT - NO
Texts From Your Ex
From those with zero shame ("Let's take a bubble bath together?!"), to the chancers ("U wanna go to Mexico with me?" "No" "What about New Mexico?") and the deluded ("I'm moving to England and I'd like you to come with me"), and some of the best put downs you wished you'd thought of ("Not today, Satan"), you will simultaneously cringe and cry with laughter at these hilarious exchanges between exes.
Cheeky Chat Up Lines
Ladybird - The Book Of The Ex
Ladybird - First Grown Up Picture Book
This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.
The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.