John told jokes; he did it on the John. Are you a John? Or just sitting on one. You are? Fantastic, because jokes on the john is for crack ups but don’t crap your pants! Sit on the loo and whip out this tale of knee slappers and laugh until you pee.
Learn some fun facts while you back one out with this book of interesting tit bits specially designed to be entertaining you while you're straining. Take your pants off, sit down and relax as you fill your mind with new information while you work through that constipation.
Classic Rock Wisdom from the Greatest Band of All Time. Everything I need to know I learned from Led Zeppelin features the lyrics of and quotes from Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham and John Paul Jones. Their magical, dreamy and overwhelmingly positive message provide the reader newly minted aphorisms and freshly conceived maxims on the timeless topics of life, love and happiness. All this great advice is wittily presented and cleverly illustrated with children's primer/classic rock art mash-ups. Readers will find deep wisdom and profound poetry featured in this book.
The Book of Bitch is an unapologetic, illustrated A to Z guide for those reclaiming and celebrating their inner bitch.
Writer and artist Ailie Banks is a self-proclaimed bitch. The word has been thrown at her, and the women around her, Ailie's entire life. A bitch is stereotypically thought to be unkind, uncaring and ultimately untrustworthy. But in Ailie's eyes, a bitch is someone who stands firm and speaks their mind in the face of sexist rhetoric. They don't filter themselves for the comfort of others and they don't give a single damn about meeting societal expectations.
From Ambitious Bitch to Zealous Bitch, The Book of Bitch is an alphabetical tribute to the word sneered through clenched teeth at those who refuse to shrink in the face of oppression. This book shows once and for all that every bitch is multifaceted, every bitch is human and every bitch deserves to be celebrated.
About the Author
Ailie Banks is an Illustrator living in the Blue Mountains of Australia. She is passionate about using her art to challenge social norms and create meaningful dialogue around living with mental illness and the realities of womanhood.
If you resonated with this book, Ailie would love for you to join her community on Instagram, @ailiebanks, or check out her website, abanksillustration.com.
Tidy house, tidy mind goes the saying - so it follows that with an untidy house comes an untidy mind, and an untidy life. With this untidiness comes waste: wasted food when you don't know what you've got in your disorganised cupboards; wasted money when you buy clothes you already have; and wasted time looking for lost items in your mess of a house!
Sort Your Sh*t Out is the no-nonsense, practical and interactive guide to getting rid of the unnecessary physical and psychological baggage that is holding you back from living a clutter-free life, and organising yourself so that your life will change for the better, for good. Using journalling and life coaching techniques, Sort Your Sh*t Out will guide you through the liberating process of sorting out your mess - and coming out the other side richer in time and money, more organised, more driven and clearer-headed than ever before.
About the Author
Caroline Jones is a freelance writer specializing in health, beauty, fashion and lifestyle subjects. A former senior editor on several national newspapers and magazines, she is also an accredited life coach and the author of The Busy Girl's Guide to Looking Great, The Desperate Housewife's Guide to Life and Love, 1001 Little Fashion Miracles and 1001 Little Ways to Spend Less & Look Beautiful. Caroline lives in London with her husband and daughter.
Answers to Life's Big Question Plus 50 Jobs to Get You Off Your Mediocre A**
A collection of cute and fruity puns for the apple of your eye.
When your heart is pumpkin for the one who holds the kiwi to your heart, let them know you clove them with this little book of upbeat and adorkable fruit puns.
Travel back in time to the era no one has ever forgotten - the '80s - because those outfits were so rad you had to wear shades.
Welcome to the 1980's - a time when crimped hair and perms were cool, kids listened to cassette tapes, thought dancing on your head was the ultimate, and synth-pop ruled the school.
My Folks Grew Up in the '80s is a stroll down memory lane for the kids who grew up then, and a hilarious chance to share the decade's outright weirdness with a whole new generation.
About the Author
Beck Feiner is an art director, graphic designer and illustrator. Her first book, Aussie Legends Alphabet , was released in 2017. Her second book, If I Was Prime Minister , created with her husband Robin, was released in 2018. Beck lives in Sydney with her family.
A New York Times bestseller. From the author of the bestselling book everyone is talking about, THE LIFE-CHANGING MAGIC OF NOT GIVING A F**K.
The no-f**ks-given, no-holds-barred guide to living your best life. Ever find yourself snowed under at the office - or even just glued to the sofa - when you really want to get out (for once), get to the gym (at last), and get started on that daunting dream project you're always putting off? Then it's time to get your sh*t together.
With this pack of 100 Crap Jokes you'll have everything you need to combat that person you have in your life that likes to tell a stinker of a joke.
Contains classic jokes such as “did you hear about the constipated Accountant? He couldn't budget!" and "Why shouldn't you fart in an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels"
This set of 100 Crap Jokes by Ridley's Games is sure to perk up your parties, cheer up long journeys and entertain both the young and the old!
Will you be laughing or cringing? We think maybe both.
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“Love is an ice cream sundae with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
Succumb to your primal desires with The Little Book of Sex. From the first signs of attraction to the post-coital glow, explore the wonderful world of sex through raunchy quotes, tales of history’s most insatiable lovers and sensual tips to get you in the mood for lurve. With forays into foreplay, a romp through the Karma Sutra and even an explanation of the science behind the sizzle, you’re in for a titillating treat.
Perfect for couples who want to add a bit of spice to their love life or as a cheeky present for a friend soon to be hitched, The Little Book of Sex is the ideal book to get you feeling frisky (and probably provide a bit of a giggle at the same time!).
Dogs know that their human is the greatest in the whole world! They’ll stop at nothing to show their owners just how much they love them. They’ll remodel the garden, lick the dishes clean and keep the bed nice and warm.
They just can’t figure out why their displays of affection don’t always get the reaction they deserve… Discover a dog’s infinite love for their human in this hilarious dog’s-eye view of life.
"...a cute and funny guide to dog love and how our canine friends will stop at nothing to show devotion to their owners." The Bookseller
Pocket-sized positive affirmations—with a fun and edgy twist!
Every day is a new day; an opportunity to be in the moment and to be the best versions of ourselves. We are all-powerful beings with a purpose, and we all have the power to change and grow. Go F*ck, I Mean, Find Yourself. gives you the push you need to build the universe you wish to inhabit and become the person you want to be.
Let this book be your new daily motivation tool, with its optimistic notes, reminders, affirmations, and suggestions that promote peace, love, health, wealth, wisdom, and knowledge.
Additionally, Go F*ck, I Mean, Find Yourself. also serves as a journal, with spaces for you to reflect on your own journey, as well as opportunities to bring friends together in unifying collaboration. A perfect gift or a conversation-starter, this strikingly designed book challenges you to always choose positivity—are you ready?
A witty, illustrated infographic guide to being a real, actual grown-up, for people who need to get their shit together.
Adulting (verb): To do grown-up things and hold responsibilities such as having a job, paying rent or doing laundry. A verb used exclusively by those who adult less than 50 per cent of the time.
If you've forgotten to pay your council tax, you’re hungover at work (again) and you’ve been living off pesto pasta for the past seventeen days, it's time to adult.
Authentic grown-up Stephen Wildish has produced a book for everyone who feels they need assistance getting through the confusing landscape of the real world.
Whether you've had one yourself or just noticed someone else's, there's nothing more awkward than a badly timed boner. The hardest part (ahem) is trying not to laugh...
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