Llamaste and Friends: A Yoga Story
This Llamaste and Friends Book by Pat-A-Cake, tells the story of how Llamaste helps her friends to become happy by teaching them all about yoga! This hardback copy is suitable for children aged three and over.
The Little Book of Sex
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“Love is an ice cream sundae with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
Succumb to your primal desires with The Little Book of Sex. From the first signs of attraction to the post-coital glow, explore the wonderful world of sex through raunchy quotes, tales of history’s most insatiable lovers and sensual tips to get you in the mood for lurve. With forays into foreplay, a romp through the Karma Sutra and even an explanation of the science behind the sizzle, you’re in for a titillating treat.
Perfect for couples who want to add a bit of spice to their love life or as a cheeky present for a friend soon to be hitched, The Little Book of Sex is the ideal book to get you feeling frisky (and probably provide a bit of a giggle at the same time!).
Pocket Kardashian Wisdom
In Pocket Kardashian Wisdom, the world’s most famous family offer their opinions on absolutely everything you can think of – from authenticity, to growing older, to how to take your best selfie. Whether you can’t live without them, or you just can’t look away, the Kardashian gang are an absolute goldmine of philosophy, advice and hysterical one-liners, and this collection of their best quotes is a must-have for any fan.Organised into six chapters with full-colour chapter openers and spot illustrations of separate portraits throughout, Pocket Kardashian Wisdom covers all aspects of the Kardashian empire – STYLE, HUSTLE, SELF-LOVE, HATERS, FAMILY and SASS.
‘I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh make up.’ —Kim
‘On the cover of a magazine it said I was drunk and alone and just for the record, is there a problem with that?’ —Kris
‘My vibe right now is just living life.’ —Kourtney
My Cool, Awesome, Incredible, Fun, Rad Dad
All dads are different, but all are cool in their own way… or at least they like to think they are! My Cool, Awesome, Incredible, Fun, Rad Dad is a celebration of all the funny/awesome/embarrassing/things that dads love to do with their kids, and that kids love to do with their dads.
Whether it’s playing videogames together, going on a camping trip, an afternoon spent baking cookies, or being the subject of a beauty makeover, the charming and playful illustrations make the perfect gift for your cool dad.
Farts In The Wild
Hilarious tidbits identify the odour, range, frequency and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
About the Author
H.W. Smeldit has been a worldwide authority on farts, farting and badminton for nearly 40 years. He has penned hundreds of fartological books, essays, bumper stickers, jingles and limericks. Jared Chapman was born in Louisiana, grew up in Texas, went to college in Georgia and now lives in Austin. He has worked for Walt Disney Television Animation, Nick Jr. and Hallmark.
How to Be Sober and Keep Your Friends by Flic Everett
Well here's the thing: you are fun! And this book shows you how and why you can still be the life and soul of the party, keep your friends, and not drink. Through a broad range of tips and tricks, you'll feel empowered to take on those trigger moments (stressful work day; challenging family life; break ups), as well as classic big occasions (the wedding toast; the bachelorette party; the Christmas party).
Through the tips, you'll learn more about yourself (why you're giving up/cutting back), how to keep your relationships tight (with your partner, colleagues and friends) and ways to enjoy your new found sobriety, from understanding the benefit to your health to appreciating the improvement in your bank balance.
The Little Book Of Bad Moods: Be your Worst Self
The Little Book of Bad Moods is an irreverent adult activity book that lets you unleash all your pent-up anger and say the things that you can't say out loud. Especially during the New Year, when it's cold and dark and you're supposed to give up drinking, eating or doing anything you really enjoy. Fun and easy fill-in activities for all those minor, daily annoyances include:
– What's Wrong With My Life? And whose fault is it?
– Retrospective Comebacks. The things you should have said at the time.
– Had a Bad Week. Please, vent.
Texts From Your Ex
From those with zero shame ("Let's take a bubble bath together?!"), to the chancers ("U wanna go to Mexico with me?" "No" "What about New Mexico?") and the deluded ("I'm moving to England and I'd like you to come with me"), and some of the best put downs you wished you'd thought of ("Not today, Satan"), you will simultaneously cringe and cry with laughter at these hilarious exchanges between exes.
How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob
Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k by Sarah Knight
How to stop spending time you don't have with people you don't like doing things you don't want to do.
Aimed at overachieving but dissatisfied people everywhere. Sarah's inspirational two-step "NotSorry" program shows how unleashing the power of not giving a fuck will help you shed unwanted guilt and obligations to redirect time, energy, and enthusiasm to your true priorities.
F**K Vintage & F**K Bunting
F**k Vintage and F**k Bunting is your alternative antidote to the worldwide obsession with all things old-fashioned, vintage, old-school and retro. From the countless websites and blog posts that declare 'bunting is in again' to the culture sections of broadsheets telling us that retro is the 'new old school' and totally 'on trend', well we've had enough! Stuffed full of humorous quotes, facts, stats and trivia to entice you back into the warm embrace of the modern world, this pocket-sized piece of present-day propaganda will help us all put a stop to the madness!
Pocket Bowie Wisdom
Ladybird - The Book Of The Ex
The Wisdom Of Prince Phillip
100 Aussie Things We Know And Love
By Bunny Banyai
This book is a funny and nostalgic look at Australia’s cultural quirks, featuring entries on 100 unmistakably Aussie things (in no apparent order), from the lovable to the naff. Featuring illustrations by artist Anna Blandford of Able and Game, 100 Aussie Things We Know and Love is chock-a-block with entertaining and fascinating facts, so Aussies can celebrate and learn a bit more about the things we all know, love or love to hate.
Ladybird - First Grown Up Picture Book
This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.
The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.