I Love You Madly
A gorgeous little book about love: the total abandonment, the total craziness, the total blindness and absolute glory of it all. And you know exactly who'll adore this gift.
Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
For the embarrassing dads and pun lovers out there comes a massive collection of hundreds of the best (worst) dad jokes around, including clever quips, painful dialogue, and punny one-liners. Our Dad Jokes book is ideally situated to become a groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud book for any of our channels looking for clean, approachable humour.
This book includes over 500 dad jokes accompanied by sketch-style graphics roughly every other spread.
Examples of jokes include:
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- ”Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don't think they'll fit me.”
- How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- ”Dad, will you make me a sandwich?” “POOF! You’re a sandwich!”
Get Your S**t Together by Sarah Knight
A New York Times bestseller. From the author of the bestselling book everyone is talking about, THE LIFE-CHANGING MAGIC OF NOT GIVING A F**K.
The no-f**ks-given, no-holds-barred guide to living your best life. Ever find yourself snowed under at the office - or even just glued to the sofa - when you really want to get out (for once), get to the gym (at last), and get started on that daunting dream project you're always putting off? Then it's time to get your sh*t together.
Pocket Frida Kahlo Wisdom: Inspirational Quotes and Wise Words from a Legendary Icon
Pocket Frida Kahlo Wisdom is an inspiring collection of some of her best quotes on love, style, life, art and more, and celebrates the Mexican icon's immense legacy.
Includes the following quotes (and more):
“Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light.”
“The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.”
“I must fight with all my strength so that the little positive things that my health allows me to do might be pointed toward helping the revolution. The only real reason for living.”
“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.”
Pocket Cardi B Wisdom: Inspirational quotes and wise words from the Queen of rap
If there's one thing we know about Cardi, it's that she does not hold back. This powerhouse has got the world in the palm of her perfectly-manicured hand, and in this collection of her most unapologetically brilliant quotes, you can see why. OKURRR?!
'I’m the person who has to prove everyone wrong, constantly.'
'Nobody makes my decisions about my life but me.'
'I’m just a regular degular shmegular girl from the Bronx.'
'My personality is humongous.'
Pocket Biggie Wisdom: Inspirational quotes and wise words from the Notorious B.I.G.
In this collection of his insights and philosophy delivered throughout his short but brilliant life, we hear the 'King of New York' in his own words on his early life in Brooklyn, his marriage to Faith Evans, his notorious temper and even his infamous friendship-turned-fatal-rivalry with Tupac Shakur.
'I’m just realising that nothing protects you from the inevitable. If something’s going to happen, it’s gonna happen, no matter what you do.'
'I was real, real bad. You know what made it worse? Motherf*ckers would tell my mother that I did something, and she just wouldn’t believe them. "Not my Christopher", she would say.'
'I’m really no different than anybody else, I say grow from your mistakes and hopefully you can stand the repercussions.'
The Lost Fairy Tales: Fearless girls around the world
This enchanting anthology of 20 overlooked and forgotten fairy tales has been collected from different cultures around the world. Every story features a strong female heroine, who approaches life with humour, wit, cunning and bravery. None of these heroines needs rescuing.
This dual-ended massage tool has been handmade from a quality, natural crystal and is designed to revitalise the complexion.
- Improves circulation and skin tone
- Improves elasticity of the skin
- Reduces puffiness and wrinkles
- Reduces dark under-eye circles
- Tightens and reduces pore size
- Eliminates toxins
- Relaxation and stress relief
- Use morning and night, after cleansing and applying your facial moisturiser, oil or serum
- Roll gently over face and neck in an outward and upward motion for 1-2 minutes
- Store the roller in the fridge to increase benefits
Rose Quartz Properties
- Wipe clean with a clean, damp cloth after each use.
- To deep clean, use warm water and soap then pat dry to avoid rusting the metal.
- Use supplied microfibre cloth to polish.
Note: Due to the natural formation of the stones, each tool will be unique and will vary in colour. One facial roller and microfibre cloth included.
Recommended Age: This is NOT a toy
Batteries Required: Not required
Care Instructions: Wash with warm water, dry thoroughly
Dimensions: Length: 145mm. Big roller: 45mm. Small roller: 25mm
The Little Book of Sex
HOT | HOT | HOT
“Love is an ice cream sundae with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
Succumb to your primal desires with The Little Book of Sex. From the first signs of attraction to the post-coital glow, explore the wonderful world of sex through raunchy quotes, tales of history’s most insatiable lovers and sensual tips to get you in the mood for lurve. With forays into foreplay, a romp through the Karma Sutra and even an explanation of the science behind the sizzle, you’re in for a titillating treat.
Perfect for couples who want to add a bit of spice to their love life or as a cheeky present for a friend soon to be hitched, The Little Book of Sex is the ideal book to get you feeling frisky (and probably provide a bit of a giggle at the same time!).
2 Kinds of People: A Visual Compatibility Quiz
2 Kinds of People is the interactive visual personality quiz that’s as much fun as a game. It works by showing two illustrations side by side. If you and your partner pick the same one, score it on the foldout wheel in the back, and move to the next. At the end, the number of matches determines where you fall on the Scale of Compatibility, ranging from mortal enemies to soul mates. There are 85 pairs in all, covering food, home, technology, travel, and more. It’s the perfect icebreaker, a clever way to find out if you and your best friend/date/coworker and/or person you just met in a bar are compatible.
Cup or cone? Cash or plastic? Shower or bath? Escalator or stairs? Toilet paper over, or toilet paper under? Like they say, it’s the little things in life that really count.
Calm The F**k Down by Sarah Knight
Do you waste time overthinking things you can't do anything about?
Do you freak out when things don't go to plan?
Does anxiety get in the way of you living your best life?
When life hands you a big fat f**king lemon, Calm the F**k Down gives you practical ways to manage the situation, not to mention your anxiety about the situation. One hundred per cent practical and zero percent Pollyanna-ish, this is a book that acknowledges all the bad shit that can and probably will happen to you - from break ups and breakdowns to floods, family feuds and France running out of butter - and shows you what you can realistically do about it so you can get on with your life, stop worrying and wallowing, and start bouncing back.
How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob
Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
Pocket Coco Chanel Wisdom
Coco Chanel was one of the most renowned designers of her time, creating timeless pieces such as the little black dress, chic quilted handbags and, of course, Chanel No.5. Known for her strong beliefs and fearless attitude, Pocket Coco Chanel highlights some of the businesswoman's most memorable quotes. With insights on style, women, love and life, this book pays tribute to the words of the fashion icon. 'A woman should be two things: who and what she wants' 'You live but once; you might as well be amusing.' 'Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.'