I Am Grapeful
When you have that berry special friend who's bean the onion to understand you, say 'thank you for being so swede' with this little book of upbeat and adorkable fruit puns. #chias
Don't Give A Fig
Know someone who's as dramatic as soap okra? Champion their 'shiitake happens' attitude with this little book of upbeat and adorkable fruit puns. #tatersgonnatate
Publish Date: 1-May-19
Page Count: 96
The Little Book Of Bad Moods: Be your Worst Self
The Little Book of Bad Moods is an irreverent adult activity book that lets you unleash all your pent-up anger and say the things that you can't say out loud. Especially during the New Year, when it's cold and dark and you're supposed to give up drinking, eating or doing anything you really enjoy. Fun and easy fill-in activities for all those minor, daily annoyances include:
– What's Wrong With My Life? And whose fault is it?
– Retrospective Comebacks. The things you should have said at the time.
– Had a Bad Week. Please, vent.
Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F**king Idiot
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating.
In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
Texts From Your Ex
From those with zero shame ("Let's take a bubble bath together?!"), to the chancers ("U wanna go to Mexico with me?" "No" "What about New Mexico?") and the deluded ("I'm moving to England and I'd like you to come with me"), and some of the best put downs you wished you'd thought of ("Not today, Satan"), you will simultaneously cringe and cry with laughter at these hilarious exchanges between exes.
Build up your repetoire of exemplary excuses with this hilarious guide to becoming the master of navigating tricky social situations.
Brusque Brush Offs
If you find yourself tongue-tied in awkward situations, panic no more because these five handy pocket books are guaranteed to provide you with a handy one-liner for every sticky moment you can possibly experience, from being caught with your hand in the office biscuit jar one too many times to having accidentally joined the gym and not knowing how to exit without losing face. Whether you need to fob-o fools or dismiss dolts, ensure you get the last word every time with this bounty of brush-o s, comebacks and retorts.
1000 Books to Read Before You Die by James Mustich
“If there’s a heaven just for readers, this is it.” —O, The Oprah Magazine
Celebrate the pleasure of reading and the thrill of discovering new titles in an extraordinary book that’s as compulsively readable, entertaining, surprising, and enlightening as the 1,000-plus titles it recommends.
How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob
Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k by Sarah Knight
How to stop spending time you don't have with people you don't like doing things you don't want to do.
Aimed at overachieving but dissatisfied people everywhere. Sarah's inspirational two-step "NotSorry" program shows how unleashing the power of not giving a fuck will help you shed unwanted guilt and obligations to redirect time, energy, and enthusiasm to your true priorities.
Do you really understand rap?
Explanations of confusing rap lyrics you & your grandma can understand by William Buckholz
Earn some street cred with Understand Rap, a useful pop-cultural reference book, that demystifies all the confusing lyrics; double entendres, clever turns of phrase, and general ingenuity used in rap music via language that even the most un-hip people can understand.
Example: "Wouldn’t Bust a Grape in a Food Fight.”
Lyric from Song: “99 Problems” On Album: The Black Album By Artist: Jay-Z
Translation: “When I get into fights, things like guns and fists are involved. So I’m not afraid of you because even if a fight ensued in which people were using food as weapons, you would be too scared to break a small piece of fruit or pull it out of your pocket unexpectedly, and possibly both.”
The World According To Trump
The World According to Trump contains the decidedly immodest words of Donald Trump wisdom and will reveal all you ever wanted to know about the man, and probably a great deal more.
F**K Vintage & F**K Bunting
F**k Vintage and F**k Bunting is your alternative antidote to the worldwide obsession with all things old-fashioned, vintage, old-school and retro. From the countless websites and blog posts that declare 'bunting is in again' to the culture sections of broadsheets telling us that retro is the 'new old school' and totally 'on trend', well we've had enough! Stuffed full of humorous quotes, facts, stats and trivia to entice you back into the warm embrace of the modern world, this pocket-sized piece of present-day propaganda will help us all put a stop to the madness!
Ladybird - The Book Of The Ex
Ladybird - The Book Of The Nerd
The Wisdom Of Prince Phillip
Ladybird - First Grown Up Picture Book
This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.
The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.