Brusque Brush Offs
If you find yourself tongue-tied in awkward situations, panic no more because these five handy pocket books are guaranteed to provide you with a handy one-liner for every sticky moment you can possibly experience, from being caught with your hand in the office biscuit jar one too many times to having accidentally joined the gym and not knowing how to exit without losing face. Whether you need to fob-o fools or dismiss dolts, ensure you get the last word every time with this bounty of brush-o s, comebacks and retorts.
How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob
Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
Best Dog Memes Ever
From the satisfaction of walking in time to your music to the horror of accidentally clicking 'like' when you're seven months deep into your crush's Instagram feed, this collection contains the funniest, most relatable memes about life, told through the expressive genius of dogs.
Best Cat Memes Ever
From the satisfaction of the cold side of the pillow to the crushing awkwardness of saying say 'you too' when a waiter tells you to enjoy your meal, this collection contains the funniest, most relatable memes about life, told through the expressive genius of cats.
Shit Happens Get Over It
GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES.
So what if you’ve just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your ‘personal’ snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens – get over it!
Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.
Your best friend is your whole world: the bubbles in your champagne, the grrl to your power. She knows when your eyebrow game is on point, when it’s time to party and when it’s time to watch just one more episode of that show you love – and maybe order your fave pizza to go with it. Remind your baddest bitch just how much you love her with these sassy statements and empowering quotes.
How To Swear
Don't Give A Fig
Know someone who's as dramatic as soap okra? Champion their 'shiitake happens' attitude with this little book of upbeat and adorkable fruit puns. #tatersgonnatate
Publish Date: 1-May-19
Page Count: 96
The Bogan Bible
Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F**king Idiot
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating.
In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
Texts From Your Ex
From those with zero shame ("Let's take a bubble bath together?!"), to the chancers ("U wanna go to Mexico with me?" "No" "What about New Mexico?") and the deluded ("I'm moving to England and I'd like you to come with me"), and some of the best put downs you wished you'd thought of ("Not today, Satan"), you will simultaneously cringe and cry with laughter at these hilarious exchanges between exes.
1000 Books to Read Before You Die by James Mustich
“If there’s a heaven just for readers, this is it.” —O, The Oprah Magazine
Celebrate the pleasure of reading and the thrill of discovering new titles in an extraordinary book that’s as compulsively readable, entertaining, surprising, and enlightening as the 1,000-plus titles it recommends.
Do you really understand rap?
Explanations of confusing rap lyrics you & your grandma can understand by William Buckholz
Earn some street cred with Understand Rap, a useful pop-cultural reference book, that demystifies all the confusing lyrics; double entendres, clever turns of phrase, and general ingenuity used in rap music via language that even the most un-hip people can understand.
Example: "Wouldn’t Bust a Grape in a Food Fight.”
Lyric from Song: “99 Problems” On Album: The Black Album By Artist: Jay-Z
Translation: “When I get into fights, things like guns and fists are involved. So I’m not afraid of you because even if a fight ensued in which people were using food as weapons, you would be too scared to break a small piece of fruit or pull it out of your pocket unexpectedly, and possibly both.”
The World According To Trump
The World According to Trump contains the decidedly immodest words of Donald Trump wisdom and will reveal all you ever wanted to know about the man, and probably a great deal more.
The Wisdom Of Prince Phillip
Love Sucks By Daria Summers
F**K Vintage & F**K Bunting
F**k Vintage and F**k Bunting is your alternative antidote to the worldwide obsession with all things old-fashioned, vintage, old-school and retro. From the countless websites and blog posts that declare 'bunting is in again' to the culture sections of broadsheets telling us that retro is the 'new old school' and totally 'on trend', well we've had enough! Stuffed full of humorous quotes, facts, stats and trivia to entice you back into the warm embrace of the modern world, this pocket-sized piece of present-day propaganda will help us all put a stop to the madness!