Things You Already Know About Dating, You F**king Idiot
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating.
In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
Make The Most of You
On each page, Patrick Lindsay offers small suggestions, supported by a quote of timeless wisdom, reminding us that we have the power to take control of our own destinies, to make our own decisions, to do something great.
Love, Sex and Marriage: Relationship Tips from The Victorian
Good heavens! Beneath the surface, the Victorians were a rather saucy society. This little book gathers together some of their full-frontal frankness in matters romantic, marital and sexual. Prepare to have your eyebrows raised and your ribs tickled by this extraordinary and unashamed advice.
Build up your repertoire of sound advice with this hilarious guide to becoming the master of navigating tricky social situations.
Build up your repetoire of exemplary excuses with this hilarious guide to becoming the master of navigating tricky social situations.
Cheeky Chat Up Lines
Brusque Brush Offs
If you find yourself tongue-tied in awkward situations, panic no more because these five handy pocket books are guaranteed to provide you with a handy one-liner for every sticky moment you can possibly experience, from being caught with your hand in the office biscuit jar one too many times to having accidentally joined the gym and not knowing how to exit without losing face. Whether you need to fob-o fools or dismiss dolts, ensure you get the last word every time with this bounty of brush-o s, comebacks and retorts.
You Do You by Sarah Knight
In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k, our favourite 'anti-guru' Sarah Knight unleashed the power of saying no. In Get Your Sh*t Together, she prioritised the sh*t you need and want to do so you can achieve your hopes and dreams. Now she's back, doubling down on your happiness with her latest message: You Do You.
Being yourself should be the easiest thing in the world. Yet instead of leaning into who we are, we fight it, listening too closely to what society tells us.
Hilarious and empowering advice, tips and life-changing wisdom on being yourself and doing your thing - from our favourite 'anti-guru' and bestselling sensation Sarah Knight.
Affirmators! Books - I Am Stronger Than..
It’s not always easy to acknowledge your amazing power—but this book will build you up with increasing assuredness. Use these affirmations to boost yourself on a bad day, or celebrate your resilience on a good one. The good news is, there’s no wrong way to enjoy a positive outlook.
- Put aside the motivational quotes and woo-woo law of attraction, and get self-help (without the self-helpy-ness).
- Magical rainbow colors on edges of book!
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- Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.25 inches, 96 pages